diff --git a/jarvis/cogs/dbrand.py b/jarvis/cogs/dbrand.py
index f6c756c..4900e0f 100644
--- a/jarvis/cogs/dbrand.py
+++ b/jarvis/cogs/dbrand.py
@@ -4,6 +4,7 @@ import re
 from datetime import datetime, timedelta
 
 import aiohttp
+from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
 from naff import Client, Extension, InteractionContext
 from naff.models.discord.embed import EmbedField
 from naff.models.naff.application_commands import (
@@ -22,6 +23,50 @@ from jarvis.utils import build_embed
 guild_ids = [578757004059738142, 520021794380447745, 862402786116763668]
 
 
+async def parse_db_status() -> dict:
+    """Parse the dbrand status page for a local API"""
+    async with aiohttp.ClientSession() as session:
+        async with session.get("https://dbrand.com/status") as response:
+            response.raise_for_status()
+            soup = BeautifulSoup(await response.content.read(), features="html.parser")
+            tables = soup.find_all("table")
+            data = {}
+            for table in tables:
+                data_key = "countries"
+                rows = table.find_all("tr")
+                headers = rows.pop(0)
+                headers = [h.get_text() for h in headers.find_all("th")]
+                if headers[0] == "Service":
+                    data_key = "operations"
+                data[data_key] = []
+                for row in rows:
+                    row_data = []
+                    cells = row.find_all("td")
+                    for cell in cells:
+                        if "column--comment" in cell["class"]:
+                            text = cell.find("span").get_text()
+                            if cell != "Unavailable":
+                                text += ": " + cell.find("div").get_text()
+                            cell = text.strip()
+                        elif "column--status" in cell["class"]:
+                            info = cell.find("span")["class"]
+                            if any("green" in x for x in info):
+                                cell = "🟢"
+                            elif any("yellow" in x for x in info):
+                                cell = "🟡"
+                            elif any("red" in x for x in info):
+                                cell = "🔴"
+                            elif any("black" in x for x in info):
+                                cell = "⚫"
+                        else:
+                            cell = cell.get_text().strip()
+                        row_data.append(cell)
+                    data[data_key].append(
+                        {headers[idx]: value for idx, value in enumerate(row_data)}
+                    )
+    return data
+
+
 class DbrandCog(Extension):
     """
     dbrand functions for JARVIS
@@ -43,6 +88,38 @@ class DbrandCog(Extension):
 
     db = SlashCommand(name="db", description="dbrand commands", scopes=guild_ids)
 
+    @db.subcommand(sub_cmd_name="status", sub_cmd_description="Get dbrand operational status")
+    async def _status(self, ctx: InteractionContext) -> None:
+        status = self.cache.get("status")
+        if not status or status["cache_expiry"] <= datetime.utcnow():
+            status = await parse_db_status()
+            status["cache_expiry"] = datetime.utcnow() + timedelta(hours=2)
+            self.cache["status"] = status
+        status = status.get("operations")
+        fields = [
+            EmbedField(name=f'{x["Status"]} {x["Service"]}', value=x["Detail"]) for x in status
+        ]
+        embed = build_embed(
+            title="Operational Status",
+            description="Current dbrand operational status.\n[View online](https://dbrand.com/status)",
+            fields=fields,
+            url="https://dbrand.com/status",
+            color="#FFBB00",
+        )
+
+        embed.set_thumbnail(url="https://dev.zevaryx.com/db_logo.png")
+        embed.set_footer(
+            text="dbrand.com",
+            icon_url="https://dev.zevaryx.com/db_logo.png",
+        )
+        await ctx.send(embeds=embed)
+
+    @db.subcommand(sub_cmd_name="gripcheck", sub_cmd_description="Watch a dbrand grip get thrown")
+    async def _gripcheck(self, ctx: InteractionContext) -> None:
+        video_url = "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599068193339736096/890679742263623751/video0.mov"
+        image_url = "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599068193339736096/890680198306095104/image0.jpg"
+        await ctx.send(f"Video: {video_url}\nResults: {image_url}")
+
     @db.subcommand(sub_cmd_name="info", sub_cmd_description="Get useful links")
     @cooldown(bucket=Buckets.USER, rate=1, interval=30)
     async def _info(self, ctx: InteractionContext) -> None: